"Safed Kurte me Khada Wo Shaqs."...

Safed kurte me khada wo Shaqs .. khud ko Gulzar batata hai ..
Shayar kehta hai khud ko ....

mene suna hai bada naam hai uska .. suna hai gum bhula deta hai apne lafzon ke marham se..
ek ruhi ke phaaye ke jaisa dard ko sehla deta hai ..dard gayab kar jaata hai .. 

khud ko ... gulzar bataata hai ...



purana chashma, wo naye andaz me pehan kar har baar... ek kavita padta hai ..
awaz se to mujhko ek boodha, Thaka hua ..sanjida sa koi shaqs dikhayi padta hai ..
par ehsaas sabko ek Naujawaan ka kara jata hai...

khud ko gulzar bataata hai .. 

kabhi kisi khatt ka zikra karta ..kabhi hawaon ki mehak samjhata .. 
kabhi Ishq me dooba dikha karta .. kabhi Tanha nazar aata ..
Kalam haath me liye hue .. na jaane kyun Ishaaron mein Sab kuch Samjhaata ..

koi ishq naami kaanch uske dil me chubha hai shayad kabse...
wo chubhan se pareshan mujhe sadiyon se nazar aata hai...

Khud ko Gulzar bataata hai ...

ek cheeni ki bori chahiye usko .. na jaane kyun ...
maangta hai Cheeni to sab kehte hai diabaties ho jayegi sahab ..
kam cheeni khaya kijiye ..

Shayad ,Shakkar me milakar gam apne wo aksar pee jata hai .
tabhi mithaas se bhara hua wo Zehar ki botal sa nazar aata hai ..

Khud ko Gulazar bataata hai ..... 

Safed kurte me khada wo Shaqs...

They are here for a reasn "

This one isnt by me ... i dunno the name of the writer .. but i just luv these lines ..
n wanted to share it wid every one ..


People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.

When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.

They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.
They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real.

But only for a season.!......

" Har koi laya "

Har koi laya Gam ishk ke..
paimaane me milaane ko ..
me laaya hu haste aansu ..
apne labon se lagaane ko ....

pal pal girte ..pal pal sambhalte .. hain log yahan matwale se..
Socha karte hain bhar jaate.. zakhhm sabko dikhane se..

"Har koi laya Nafrat ki agni ..pyaar ki chita jalaane ko ..
me laaya hu jal chaahat ka .. jalti agan bujhane ko "..

Ujde hue se jeeva sabke..raakh hai phaili chaaron aur..
chehre sabke banjjar zameen se.. sannata hai chaaron aur..

"har koi laya phool baagh se ..khud ka jeevan mehkaane ko ..
me laya hu soundhi khushboo..baagon me failaane ko .."

Sehme hue se, tabah hue se..
simte hue se..,jhuke hue se
kyun rehte ho tum kiske liye .. ??
Koi aur tumhara kaise hoga?? tum khudd hue kab kiske liye ??

"har koi laya jhoothe nagme..ghar ghar shor machaane ko..
me laaya hu pyaar ki sargam...roothe huon ko manaane ko ..."

kabhi shok manaate .. kabhi haste gaate..
Kabhi gale lagaate ..kabhi haath chudaate...
kabhi door karaate .. kabhi paas bulaate...
kabhi nafrat karte .. kabhi pyaar jataate...
Haan.., yun aksar zindagi bitaate hain log..
sab kuch paane ki khwahish me.. sab kuch gawaante hain log...

"har koi laaya gehne, kapde...saaj shringaar badhaane ko ...
me laaya hu laaj ka ghoonghat .. dulhan tujhe pehnaane kO..........

"Yun rakhna mujhko antim path par"

Antim Ichha batlata hun me..
kya chahta sabse samjhata hoon me ..
marne se pehle , marne ke baad....
kya aarzoo hai meri rooh ki ......batlata hun me ..

Meri rooh bhi jaate jaate duaayen degi ...
jo chahta hun wo kar dena ...

"Fir is gumnaam shayar ko tum .. antim path par rakhh dena"

Ta umra mohobbat ki hai mene.., sirf unhi ka naam liya hai mene...
khela hun unhi ki zulfon se mein ..., thehra hun unhi ke pehlu me mein ....

Jab me loon aakhri saansen ..
to bistar se uthakar .. unhi ke pehlu me rakh dena ..

"Fir is gumnaam shayar ko tum .. antim path par rakhh dena""

wo palak ke neeche aankhe meeche .. , rakhte hain mujhko sabse chupa ke ..
har lamha apne paak dil me .. , rakha hai mujhko barson se saja kar...

Beshak udhao mujhe kafan ki chaadar ..
magar us chaadar par unki ... chunri bicha dena ..

"Fir is gumnaam shayar ko tum .. antim path par rakhh dena"

Unki aankho ki tareef me kya karun ... har mousam me barasti rehti hain ..
wo kehti hain mujhse humesha ... "tere deedar ko tarasti rehti hain"

jab meri arti uth-ti hogi ...
Wo sisak kar., bilak kar .. ro padenge ...
Aakhri deedar hai unki bheegi aankho ka .. ..un aansuon ko rokna matt..!!..
Behne dena ..

"Fir is gumnaam shayar ko tum .. antim path par rakhh dena"..........

"Ab me Boodha ho ChukA "

Ek din, ..me thak-kar...,zindagi se tang aakar...

apne bachhon ko pass bithakar ..

unhe ye samjhaya karta hoon ...

kya khoya kya paya mene ..unko bayan karta hoon ...

"Me boodha ho chuka ab ..

haalat meri theek nahi ...

kaya se pareshaan hu apni ..

kuch bhi mere liye asaan nahi ...

Do kadam chalta hoon, to saan fool jaati hai ..

baith kar fir utha hoon, to kamar dukhh jati hai ..

mene tumko paala posa .. par ab bhi kuch zimmedariyan baaki hain ..

Meri do do sundar bitiya raani ... abhi inki shaadi baaki hai..

Dawaiyon ka kharch kam hota to shayad inke gehne banwa leta ..

chote ladke ki school ki fees ..wakt wakt par bharwa deta ..

Har baar tumhare manchahe tohfe..

Diwali pe laane ka waada karta hoon ..

Par kya karun bachhon ,chhat ko dekho ..

har saal marammat kiya karta hoon ..

Na jaane kab tak jee paaunga ...

magar sach kehta hoon .., hoon me jab tak .

ek baap ka farz nibhaunga ..

me mar jaun to mujh par kharch na karna ..

halka sa hoon,shamshaan tak le jaane ke liye koi gaadi na karna..

me naam kuch kar jaun tumhare ..

aisa to mee paas kuch bhi nahin..

Haan, ek maafi naama de jaunga ..

gar mere bachhon bhool hoye kuch ..

maaf kar dena ..,me Ganga Nahaunga........."

"Yaadav Ji aur Pandey Ji"

i m postin sumthn wch is in a difft. genre ths time ..
This is teh Conv. between .. a yadav .. n a panDey ..
its a comic poSt...fer teh frst Time :P...


"Yaadav to Pandey""..

Yaadav : Pandey ji ...
Pandey : Ji yaadav ji ..
Yaadav : Kahan se hain aap ????
Pandey :Ji hum uttranchal se ..
Yaadav : uttranchal kahan hai ??
Pandey : Mazak kar rahe hain kya ??
Yaadav : arrey naahi pandey ...
Pandey : pandey "Ji" kahiye..!!
Yaadav : haan wahi ,..Joking nahi na kar rahe hum..humaar geography me thoda handwa tight hai ...
Pandey:  ji uttranchal India me hai aur  kahan .. !!
Yaadav : O hi to humka nahi na pata ki India me kahan hai ??:P
Pandey : UFF.....!!
Yaadav :  Arrey narbhasaiyega nahi .. hum funn kar raha hu ... :P ...

(after a while) ....

Yaadav :Paandey ji ..
pandey : ji kahiye ..
Yaadav : Sasur thhand bahut jiyaada hai ..
Pandey : haan to aapko kambal chahiye ?? me doon ?
Yaadav : HAHAHAHHAAH !!(laughs ina bihari stYle)
Pandey : kya hua ??!!
Yaadav : hum bihari log kambal nahi.."khamba" use kare hain ..
Pandey : khamba ??!!
Yaadav : ka hua ?? dunt know khamba ?
pandey : ji me samajh gaya yaadav ji  ..
yaadav : haan to lijiyega kya ???Total mindwa phireshh ho jayega gaarantee ke sath !!..
Pandey : ji nahi me nahi peeta ... !!
Yaadav : arrey peeta to hum bhi nahi hoon magar pilaata sabko hoon :P HAA HAA HAA(laughs ina bihari stYle)....
Pandey : Mazaak tha ??
Yaadav : Arrey narbhasaiyega nahi na ... hum fun kar raha hu ....

(after a while)..

Yaadav : achha paandey ji .. !!
Pandey : jiiii yaadav ji ...
Yaadav : hum shahrukh jaisa lagta hoon ka ??
Pandey : Kya ?? kya bakwas hai ye ?? kisne kaha aapko ??
Yaadav : humaar joru(wife) hume roz kahet rahi .. ki shahrukhwa ka ektto copy hun ..
Pandey : ji nahi aap nahin lagte ...
Yaadav : to you tell, kiske jaisa lagta hoon ??
Pandey : ji me film nahi dekhta ...
Yaadav : dekhta to hum bhi nahi hoon..par phir bhi sab heero jaisa lagta hoon..HAA HAA HAA(laughs ina bihari stYle)...
Pandey : AAP BAKSHIYE MUJHE !!!
Yaadav : Arrey narbhasaiyega nahi na ... hum fun kar raha hu .....

(after a while)...
This Time Pandey Asks yadav ..

Pandey :  yaadav jiiii...
yaadav : arrey waah .. aap humaar name pukaare .. kahiye kahiye .(gets Xited)
pandey : aap bachpan se hi aise hain ??!!
Yaadav : ji haan .. hum bachpan se hi sMart boy hoon .. :)
Pandey : Kamaal hai ... AApki dharampatni ne to mujhse  kuch aur hi kaha tha aapke baare me..
Yaadav : hain ?? :-O
Pandey : HAA HAA HAA..(laughs in a bihari stYle to tease him more :P)...
" Arrey narbhasaiyega nahi na ... hum fun kar raha hu ...."

" Wo january ki sard raat"

Lekar baitha hu aaj me kaagaz aur ye kalam ..
"aur dil dhadak raha hai"..

le li hai haath me fir wahi botal...
"aur dil behak raha hai"..

Zikra chhed raha hu january ki us sard raat ka ..
"aur dil machal raha hai"

Chupke chupke chhat par unki khada tha me ek shawl lapete ..
thi sard hawa, thi sard fiza..
par garam tha jism jaise agan lapete...

kab aayenge wo bhi chhat par.
yahi soch soch muskaata tha ..
har halki c aahat pe bhi ...
unhi ka khayal aata tha...

"halaat bade naazuk the yaaraon ..
zara thehro ..khud ko sambhaal lu yaaron"..

bin piye jaise behak raha tha me ..
sard hawaon se nahi , unki saanso ki garmi se kapkapa raha tha me..

Pass bithaya apne unko ..
haal bataya apna unko ..
Kal raat jo dekha khwaab tha mene ..
seene se laga kar sunaya unko ..

wo hass diye ,bole.."kareeb aao mere"

aankho ko chooma , bole .. "ab door na jane mujhse"

gaalon ko chooma , bole ..
"har lamha intezaar kiya karti hoon, bin tere mar mar ke jiya karti hoon"..

adhkhule hoto ko chooma, bole ..
"khwaab nahi hakikat hai ye ..
haan me tumse shiddat se mohobbat karti hoon"..

wo nasha na jaane kaisa tha mujhpar ..
wo thakan na jaane kaisi c thi ...
ek junoon tha mohobbat me fana hone ka ..
ek sukoon tha pal bhar ke liye zamaane se juda hone ka..

raat guzar rahi thi .. savere ka paigaam aaya tha ..
ab me samajh gaya tha me , juda hone ka wakt aaya tha ..
ruksat lene ko na hum kahen ,na wo kahen..ek sannaata sa chaaya tha ..
Dekha jo gaur se aankho me unki..
ek bheega sa moti nazar aaya tha ..

wo raat na jaane kyun choti lagi mujhko ..
wo subah na jane kyu khoti lagi mujhko ..
 pehlu se nikal kar unke ..apne des jana tha mujhko ..
magar unke bina .. des mera..Pardes sa nazar aaya mujhko ...........